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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Ron Jeremy

The Las Vegas and Hollywood streets are reporting that legendary porn star Ron Jeremy is living on life support. Know why? Because Ronnie is doing too much dope mane. Don’t believe me.. Ask Lexington Steele.
Here’s what an insider at the AVN awards had to say:

“Ron Jeremy claimed to be living the sober life, even lecturing his house mates on the old VH1 Surreal Life. But the truth is, Ron is doing drugs on a daily basis, both pharmaceutical and street.

Ron was out here at AVN convention in Las Vegas. Walking around like a zombie. When fans asked for pictures, his handler had to position him just to get a halfway decent photo op.

Not only that, he was slurring his words. Ron looked like he fell asleep standing up.”

Is Viarga eating away Ron Jeremy’s brain? I don’t know, but I do know that two weeks ago Ron Jeremy, passed out in Mel’s Diner on Sunset Blvd.

Here’s what another Hollywood insider had to say about Ron Jeremy:

“Ron was so messed up he invited us all back to his spot. He lives at the Franklin Towers and dude could be featured next on that TV show hoarders. He has a serious problem.

Ron is losing his mind, he passes out everywhere. Just two weeks ago we left the Rainbow Room to get a
bite at Mel’s Diner. We walked in and saw Ron sleeping face down in his booth. It was funny because people were still taking pictures with him.”

Could Ron Jeremy be the next celebrity to check-out? I think so. Know why? Because Ron Jeremy mixes his alcohol with coke and pills mane. Don’t believe me.. Ask Mr Marcus.

jacky j

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