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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Sean Combs and Bad Boy Records Were the First to…


I was listening to a Sean “Diddy” Combs interview with DJ Whoo Kid and guess what–Diddy was bragging to Whoo Kid about how his company “Bad Boy” was the first to do everything in the game.
Here’s what the accused killer of Tupac Shakur had to say:

“We the leaders. We was the first on Twitter, we was the first on Facebook.

We was the first in St. Tropez, south of France, Ibiza, St. Barts.

We was the first making dance music. The first making progressive music.

We was the first with the bad b and the fly cars and jewelry.

We was the first, and there ain’t nothing wrong with that.”
What else was Diddy the first to do that he forgot to mention in the interview?

1) Diddy was the first hip hop mogul to be investigated for the of Tupac Shakur murder. Don’t believe me? Ask former LAPD detective Greg Kading.

2) Diddy was the first hip hop mogul to turn his camp into a undercover gay extacy pill popping sex factory. Don’t believe me? Ask Shyne.

3) Diddy was the first mogul in hip hop to turn his bed partner into a huge shining suit overnight rap star. Don’t believe me? Ask Mase.

4) Diddy was the first mogul in hip hop to buy Justin Bieber a fancy European sports car. I wonder why?

5) Diddy was the first hip hop mogul to take an underage kid to a New York sex party. Don’t believe me? Ask Usher.

6) Diddy was the first hip hop mogul to pay Nelly a grip just to take his shirt off. I wonder why?

Sean “Diddy” Combs also has a first class ticket to hell and guess what– Diddy is enjoying the ride (It’s like Six Flags). Don’t believe me? Ask Andre Harrell.

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