The Spook Who Sat By the Door The Spook Who Sat By the Door

Sunday, May 6, 2012

wake up people

After two years, Lady GaGa’s hairstylist Michael Pooter ups and quits claiming that the singer is a certified Devil Worshipper. Michael Pooter says he left because he couldn’t take the way she would stare at him. After being completely creeped out, he asked GaGa to stop and she responds by saying that she will eat his children… REALLY?!? Michael also says that GaGa was constantly getting drunk off cheap whiskey and recalls this story: One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..” “YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*” Jesus has to take the wheel on this one… With all the Illuminati stories floating around this is another to add to the bunch. It’s probably best Michael stays in hiding! What are your thoughts on this?

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